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The Salads On The 2018 Minnesota High School All Hockey Hair Team Are Flooding Ice Rinks Everywhere

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Every year we are blessed with the divine flow of Minnesota high schools’ best hockey players. These are the type of dudes that, if they were pledges, you would be forced to throw them a bid because they have the kind of hair that just screams “This guy fucks.”

It doesn’t matter how well these guys play because their true skill shine through off the ice. So, without further ado, presenting the 2018 Minnesota All Hockey Hair Team, presented by Game On Minnesota.

In a shocking development, this year’s number one spot went to a lady who is affectionately being referred to as Rapuckzal. Talk about Upset City. Hate to cry PEDs, but it seems kind of unfair. She’s been growing that mane her whole life while the rest of this squad didn’t get into the flow game until their latter years.

Here’s to hoping these gods and goddess continue to have success in the salad department. Hopefully next year us guys can reclaim the top spot.

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Dent

Dent is a washed up former athlete who swears he's totally over his ex-girlfriend. One of these days he'll get around to applying to a real job, but until then he'll keep pumping out lackluster articles while downing copious amounts of Natty Light.

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