Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Heavy-duty is the transportation that protects the crown. I don’t care too much for the decisions of who’s wearing it right now, but nevertheless, seeing the specs of the presidential ride made my britches feel tighter (while viewing the photos below, use your imagination to replace Obama with any 2016 candidate you like).
To keep from getting Kenny’d by some communist, Obama rolls in a limo that could probably survive a nuke being dropped square on top of it. Thick steel plates all around, Kevlar tires, and more gadgets than Bond’s Aston Martin. It’s gonna take a fuck-ton of licks to get to the center of this Tootsie Pop.
Take notes, Mexico..