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Get a look at the Old White TPC Golf Course right now while keeping in mind that it’s scheduled to host the Greenbrier Classic in two weeks.
— bubba watson (@bubbawatson) June 23, 2016
Call me glass half full, but this might be the best thing to happen to Greenbrier since the 1979 Ryder Cup. No one wants to play it (just look at the field), let alone watch the biggest snoozer of a tournament all season long. Can’t wait for that final Sunday group of Kevin Streelman and Johnson Wagner. Best case scenario before this flood, you see Bubba blow up on his caddie or Harold Varner dab. But now, with all of West Virginia under water, this event has my curiosity.
You thought the greens at the U.S. open were unfair? Wait until your ball is swept away by the course’s current. Players paddling upstream using Jason Gore and Colt Knost as flotation devices would be must-see TV. Ben Crane’s burnt bald dome bobbing around like a fishing float would be electric. I don’t want to watch the Greenbrier now, I need to watch the Greenbrier. Need it like the air these greens need to breathe..
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Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com