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The 52 Best Tinder Pickup Lines Of 2015

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles…

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Power move.

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The Gettysbae Address.

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I beg to differ.

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Hahah!

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Grade A zinger right here.

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Quit being so conspicuous, brain slug! You’ll blow your cover!

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He’s a philanthropist.

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This one gets me every time I read it.

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That got real awkward real fast.

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Unreal name gag. So good. #NAMEGAGS2015

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She did it. She actually fucking did it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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