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The 5 Sororities With The Hottest Alumnae

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Zeta Tau Alpha

“Seek the noblest.”

Erin Andrews (University of Florida)

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She knows sports, she loves to throw up the crown, and she is an absolute babe. I’d kill a man for one date with Erin.

Tiffany Maher (University of Central Florida)

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She’s a “So You Think You Can Dance” contestant who ain’t bad to look at either. I’m not sure if she ever figured out if she can dance, but she sure as hell knows how to look good.

Laura McKeeman (University of Florida)

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There must be something in the water at the University of Florida’s Zeta chapter that breeds gorgeous, blonde sportscasters.

Delta Gamma

“Do Good.”

Jill Arrington (University of Miami)

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Move over, Zeta. Arrington just goes to show that other sororities can lock down the attractive journalist game, too.

Jillian Pukesh (University of British Columbia)

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Did you know “Canada’s Next Top Model” was a thing? I didn’t either, but Jillian makes me wish I had.

Allyn Rose (University of Maryland)

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Miss District of Columbia 2012 completely earned her title in my book.

Kappa Kappa Gamma


Sophia Bush (University of Southern California)

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I’d like to show her my “One Tree Hill,” if you know what I’m saying.

Casey Reinhardt (Pepperdine)

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I never watched “Laguna Beach,” but maybe I should have.

Ashley Judd (University of Kentucky)

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Your dad probably has a crush on her, and who can blame him?

Delta Delta Delta

“Let us steadfastly love one another.”

Farrah Fawcett (University of Texas)

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RIP, Farrah. I still love you.

Molly Sims (Vanderbilt)

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A Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is never a bad alumna to have.

Brittany Dawn Brannon (Pepperdine)

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Miss Arizona 2011 now hosts Phoenix fashion week in Arizona, and this makes me wish I lived in a place where I could watch that program.

Kappa Alpha Theta

“Leading Women.”

Melissa Stark (University of Virginia)

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The NFL Network sportscaster has probably never said, “Who the hell is Erin Andrews?” but personally I think she gives her a run for her money.

Whitney Port (University of Southern California)

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This least-despised girl from “The Hills” is an absolute bombshell. 

Laura Bush (Southern Methodist University)

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Power is sexy. If you disagree, you are wrong.


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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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