Nice ‘ceps there, Jared. Looking tan AF. Just a bronzed god.
Yeah, because you gluttons really needed two entrees each at dinner. I ate two packets of ramen last night, by the way. Without water.
Dan’s just begging for a photoshop.
Nah, it’s not like I’m Lil Dicky’s biggest fan or anything. I totally didn’t want to meet him… No FOMO here.
C’mon, man. Crack a smile. Let the world see those braces.
Inception at Sea images via Miguel Lizarraga