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What a mess.
“Boys only want love if it’s torture. Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you.”
I wasn’t a terrible pledge. I was (am) a degenerate gambler with a stripper problem. Two totally different things.
Shaving your chest is the male equivalent to getting a boob reduction.
This was probably in Russia. Skinny, white Russian girls love to twerk.
If J.J. Watt told me to get some Sno-Caps, I’d get some fucking Sno-Caps.
And they did, and it was the last time Darren ever saw Ashley–and far from the last time Darren’s roommate, who walked in on them once again to remind Darren about dollar bottles, saw Darren’s ass and balls.
Lube it, but not too much.
Tim, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. You want to fuck your sister.