One week ago today, the news broke that the United States of America finally took out that son-of-a-bitch bin Laden. It will forever be a shining moment in our country’s history. Productivity on campuses dropped nationwide as we unified into an unstoppable raging machine to celebrate the triumph. Some great TFMs were submitted that made it even more enjoyable. The traditional sailboat background of TotalFratMove.com was appropriately changed to the American flag. To continue the good times, the first TFM original video, “Fratfellas,” was released the next day.
Thursday was Cinco de Mayo (which is apparently not Mexico’s independence day as so many pointed out). Everyone who had finals last week, or was supposed to be preparing for this week, was probably caught completely off guard by the 120-hour blackout, and forgot. It’s ok. There is always next semester.
Now that TotalFratMove.com has officially launched the “Videos” section, TFM is encouraging participation in its expansion via the creation of original videos. If you weren’t blessed with the talent to do so, or are permanently shitfaced and therefore incapable of operating the necessary equipment, then find a brother who is capable, get wasted, and be in the video instead.
Next, TFM is looking for more writers who are qualified to expand the “Columns” section of the site. Check out the columns that have been posted, and you’ll see the caliber of work necessary to be published. If you have questions, or need further information, contact the editor at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Lastly, following this week’s Fail Friday there was a feeling that I somehow discriminate against particular fraternities. I assure you, this is not the case. I post the funniest pictures, videos, and horrific TFM submissions from each week, regardless of who they are from or what fraternity they represent. Every fraternity has members, and chapters, that they are slightly or extremely ashamed of. That’s just the way it is. Don’t get butt hurt.
If you’re done with finals, enjoy your summer and continue to enjoy the material on the site. If your finals are coming up, good luck. It was one hell of a week; let’s hope this next one is just as good.