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I’m convinced that the “Comments” sections on TFM contain some of the funniest characters on the web. Many of them are sick, troubled individuals. Amidst the suggestions of suicide, rectal urination promises and general verbal assault, you will find some absolute gold.
Meet one of my favorite TFM users, Joke Explainer. Here are examples of Joke Explainer breaking down some common sense explanations:
I turn off Revenge of the Nerds after the Betas trash the Lambda house. TFM.
Wilt Chamberlain Pledge came up 9,995 girls short. Balled. TFM.
The CEO telling HR to give me a few weeks to ‘study’ for my drug test. TFM.
Introducing yourself mid-coitus. TFM.
The house cook knowing more of the sins you’ve committed than your priest. TFM.
When classes are canceled because of snow, we experience the opposite of whiteouts. TFM.
Democrats meet in coffee shops. Republicans meet in bars. TFM.
And finally, the man behind the famed Joke Explainer moniker doesn’t take kindly to impostors.
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