Tennessee Tech Kappa Sigma’s Beloved Frat Goat, Ranger, Is Now In Frat Goat Heaven

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It is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform the world that beloved frat goat and pound-for-pound cutest thing on the planet, Ranger, has recently passed away.

Absolutely devastating. They say the good die young, but damn it, we weren’t ready to say goodbye. Just soul crushing news. Call me soft all you want, but Ranger’s death has me all teary-eyed and at a loss for words. I’ll just let this memorial video I made do the talking for me. Hopefully it does him the justice he deserves.

Now Ranger is grazing the fields of frat goat heaven, taking frat goat naps, and doing other frat goat stuff that will make the female angels swoon at the sheer sight of this adorable little guy.

Rest easy, sweet prince.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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