So this clown business is getting a little out of hand. Clowns are popping up everywhere, and are now starting to invade college campuses. TCU reported seeing a clown on campus last night, even though Gary Patterson was most likely already home getting some much needed rest.
TCU even sent out an email to the community.
The full email from TCU on the recent reportings of clown sightings: pic.twitter.com/Y3gMLlFAhb
— Grant McGalliard (@GrantMcGTCU) October 4, 2016
And here is said clown…
What was the first reaction amongst TCU students when news of the clown spread across the student body? Hunt the damn thing down.
There's a clown on TCU's campus and the entire frat population just ran past Sherley yelling "LETS GO GET HIM" I feel so safe
— Sarah Olson (@sarah_olson58) October 4, 2016
Clowns are at tcu but at least all the frat boys are hunting them with golf clubs to keep us safe
— Emilia Zanardi (@EmiliaMiaZ) October 4, 2016
Not sure what was scarier: the clown standing outside my dorm or the number of frat boys with golf clubs and short shorts that chased it
— Jackie Flynn (@jfjackieflynn1) October 4, 2016
This is so TCU. Nothing like a bunch of rich, white guys grabbing their golf clubs to beat the shit out of a clown. When I think of the #1 school that would do this, it’s TCU. At SMU, we’d just tell our butler to take care of it. Bet no one cared that white privilege was responsible for keeping the campus safe last night. Maybe it’s not such a bad thing?
There was also one brave girl who grabbed a Swiffer.
My roommate is going viral on TCU's campus for being the girl who went clown hunting with a swiffer sweeper
— Emily (@Ecosler24) October 4, 2016
If there’s anything Texas has taught anyone, it’s that they mean it when they say “don’t mess with Texas.” We got guns and shit. So if you’re a clown at Texas Tech University, you’re going to get shot. The frat guys there are more than likely going to grab something that packs a little more punch than their golf clubs..