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Target Blares Titty-Fucking Porn Through Loudspeaker While Young Children Sob

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Attention shoppers. Get that cock in between these big titties.

A woman was at Target earlier today, picking up some sweet deals with her two younglings, when what appears to be hardcore pornography rang out through the speakers. Luckily, she whipped out her phone and pressed record, then uploaded the footage to Facebook. Throughout the video, a young child can be heard crying. I believe he is shouting something along the lines of “MAKE IT STOOOOOOP! MAKE IT STOOOOP!”

This happened today at Target in Campbell, CA. Porn blasting over the intercom throughout the store. People offered to help me cover my twins ears. Others threw there stuff down and walked out. Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again. People were screaming at employees, video taping, some laughing some disgusted. It was terribly awkward.

Posted by Gina Young on Wednesday, October 14, 2015

But this wasn’t just any hardcore pornography. It was daddy’s favorite: titty-fucking.

Notice how after you hear the woman instruct her male companion to place his member in between her chesticles, she begins to moan like she’s in complete ecstasy. Stop doing that, ladies. It’s kinda weird. I know you don’t have any pleasure receptors in between your boobs. I appreciate the enthusiasm, and some heavy breathing and words of encouragement are welcome, but acting like you’re about to have a toe-curling orgasm while some guy’s poking you in the jugular with his dick isn’t fooling anyone. Dial it back.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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