Plastic surgeons from across the globe participated in a study aimed at answering the most trying question of the modern age: what does the ideal boob look like?
Turns out, there’s no clear-cut answer to creating the ideal cut of tit meat. Different countries prefer different styles and shapes. Some nations like their puppies perky, others like ‘em to hang low. Some like their nipples itty-bitty, others prefer a nipple they could fit a steak dinner on.
Let’s break down the results:
India worships utters that are round and full.
France likes their fun baguettes deflated (less upper-boob mass).
Brazil likes tamales with big, spicy nipples (the kind that take an entire palm to cover up). U.S., India, and France also prefer larger areolas.
I’m not sure how the U.S. was found to have a hankering for big nipples. Most guys I know like cute little pink ones. Maybe it’s because we like our mammies so massive, the nipples have to be larger by law of proportionality.
Germany likes luftballons with small nipples.
Older surgeons like their titties saggy with big nips
It’s interesting that old dudes like saggy ones. Maybe tit preference auto-adjusts to the look of one’s peers.
Researchers also found that while geographic region made a difference on surgeon’s tastes, ethnicity did not. I found this tidbit of information to be uplifting. All of us – black, white, brown, yellow, or purple – can revel in a common love of tig ol’ bitties..
[via FOX News]
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