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Brazilian student Humberto Moura Fonseca posted a quote by Russian poet Vladimir Maiakovski on his Facebook account. It reads: “It is better to die from vodka than from boredom.” The 23-year-old University of Julio de Mesquita student was recently partaking in a drinking game when he consumed 25 shots of vodka in 60 seconds (fuck that’s a lot of vodka). He collapsed soon after.
Fonseca, along with several others, was rushed to intensive care for alcohol poisoning. He died on the way. The others survived.
From Metro:
A drinking competition went tragically wrong for 23-year-old Humberto Moura Fonseca when he died after downing 25 shots of vodka in less than 60 seconds.
The University of Julio de Mesquita student was taking part in a drinking game in Bauru, south-western Brazil, at the time of his death.
Police are now seeking homicide charges against the organizers of the drinking game, according to Metro.
Now appearing on my Facebook wall: “It is better to die from suffocation by the breasts of Charlotte McKinney than from boredom, or really just anything else.” Now, we wait..
[via Metro]
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“Police are now seeking homicide charges against the organizers of the drinking game” Of course. A guy downs 25 shots in a minute, yet its somebody else’s fault. Fuckin’ liberals.
Charles Darwin is smiling from his grave.
It’s a marathon not a sprint
This was a fucking drag race
“It doesn’t matter if you win by a shot or a keg, winning’s winning.”
I don’t sprint or do marathons. Or run in general.
Year of the dad body.
That’s because you’re FAF.
Stop.
That’s because he never has to lace up as much as you.
look who’s talking bud.
well he sprinted that marathon
I sprint marathons.
Not likely. Maybe the first 50 meters then you die and don’t finish the race. But other than that I doubt you sprint 26.2 miles. That sounds rather impossible unless you’re kenyan. Are you kenyan? I’m willing to bet you’re not. So you probably don’t sprint marathons.
Woah there, hoss
It’s from one of the original TFM videos you dumb cunt. It’s okay though you were probably still in high school sucking on your mommy’s titties when it came out.
P.S. I’m sprinting my laps.
It’s off jimmy tatro it came out in 2011. So yeah thinking back I was in high school, you see the trade off is in currently still in college. I’ll take my laps later when I’m not rolling off like 8 lines of coke and some large number of green beer and Jameson.
Rolling off coke? Fucking moron
I WILL NOT DIE SOBER !!
Dorn wants to be suffocated to death by Charlotte McKinney’s jugs…yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Dorn’s latest facebook post: “it is better to die on a playground surrounded by eight-year-olds than anywhere else”
Lightweight. Lap me, but someone had to say it.
Yeah pal, I bet you do 25 shots in a minute all the time.
Dignam. FaF
Sounds like a standard pre-game with Everclear.
Hey Sanus..What ever the fuck your name is. Im certain by your user name that you enjoy black dick in your ass.
Yeah, you tell him Mr. Peeinherbutt.
Bid
Either the word “game” means something way different in Portuguese or I missed an important part of this story. How is this a game, exactly?
You’ve never played Vodka Death? Fucking puss bucket…..
First one to die, wins!
“Remember kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.”
Do you even frat, bro?
Dorn, don’t you mean “Charles McKinney”?
I wish I could say we didn’t see this coming
Playing “Vodka Death”. So frat. So college
Races like this are why I avoid cardio at all costs.
You cant win marathons without putting bandaids on your nipples
“I can do it!”
Ask and ye shall receive.
Why do the Brazilian love to die in very incredibly stupid ways
I want to know the rules to this game
I can do that too, hold my beer!
Salute.
Shut up, Meg.
Why do you have to spin off a joke from this? A death is a death
And you like cock in your mouth
25 shots in one minute. I wouldn’t call this a tragedy