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Steve Sarkisian Reportedly Seeking Treatment, Will Take Leave Of Absence From USC

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Before the season, USC coach Steve Sarkisian was escorted out of a “Salute to Troy” kickoff event after getting piss drunk and firing out dildo jokes to attendees. Now, after a rocky 3-2 start to “Seven Win Steve” and the Trojans’ season, Sarkisian has been asked to take a leave of absence from the program after showing up today “in no condition to work.”

We all have our vices, and the past few USC coaches have been no exception. Lane Kiffin is “allegedly” a womanizer, Ed Orgeron is no stranger to restraining orders, and Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther. Alcohol doesn’t seem that bad in comparison. You hate to see it get to this point, but hopefully Sarkisian can get his shit together before it’s too late.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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