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You’ve been eyeing that blonde babe in your English class all week. Maybe you could buy her a plethora of drinks at the bar this weekend to impress her. What’s that? You’re broke? Oh no. What’s a homeboy to do? Win big money playing fantasy football with us on DraftKings, that’s what.
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