“St. Fratty’s Day” At Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo Literally Brought Down The Roof

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Pro tip: If the amount of people on a garage roof rivals a Gainesville Waffle House during Sunday brunch, it’s best to steer clear of said garage. A few Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo students learned that the hard way.

From ABC 7:

The party, which had at least 1,500 attendees, began early Saturday morning and was still ongoing when fire crews responded to the incident in the 300 block of Hathway Avenue at about 6:21 a.m.

Nothing ruins a party quite like the infrastructure you’re standing on disappearing from with under your feet. In total, eight people were injured, but miraculously nobody was seriously hurt — other than that poor bastard whose thigh was impaled. I’m sure he sobered up real quick with a 2×4 protruding from his leg.

Can’t overlook the best detail of the whole story either: fire crews arrived on scene at 6:21 a.m. This party was going off at the crack of dawn. Just a dedication to the art of day drinking that should be acknowledged and commended.

[via ABC 7]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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