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It’s like some of these people head for the beach for spring break, and all civility goes out the window. It’s as if when their toes hit the sand, the basic standards of human decency no longer apply. They become wild animals with no regard for real world ramifications or returning to their normal lives where shit actually matters.
Frankly, I miss it.
Two examples of the behavior I’m referring to, albeit very extreme and graphic examples, are brought to us by Barstool Sports in the form of a very public broad daylight vagina munch, and a bottomless, on-stage fellatio session.
The formerly mentioned munch session features a seemingly sweet spring break couple laid out on the beach enjoying some sunlight and the sound of the ocean, except the guy is actually going to town in what appears to be some sort of twisted pie-eating contest. Instead of a pie, it’s a vagina. They are amazingly unfazed by the gathering crowd.
In the second video, a female spring breaker seems to think she’ll enjoy her day a bit more if she can party without her bottoms on, and then, when that shtick wears off, she finds the nearest erect penis — which is coincidentally right behind her bare ass — and begins aggressively fellating it.
[via Barstool Sports]