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Son Of The Year Kills $200 Million Hedge Fund-Founding Father For Cutting His Allowance By $200

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Thomas Gilbert, Sr., founder of Wainscott Capital Partners, a $200 million hedge fund, was found fatally shot in the head on Sunday. So whodunnit? Maybe a scorned lover? How about a colleague who felt betrayed? If you had your money on his freeloading son, Thomas Gilbert, Jr., come collect. Yeah, this piece of shit, silver spoon-fed bastard allegedly gunned down his old man for threatening to cut his allowance by $200 and stop paying for his dope-ass bachelor pad in Chelsea.

From NY Daily News:

Thomas Gilbert Jr., shot his father once in the head with a .40-caliber Glock 22 handgun Sunday afternoon inside his parents’ multimillion-dollar Beekman Place apartment, police said.

He then callously staged the murder scene to appear as if it was a suicide, placing the gun on his father’s chest and putting the dead man’s left hand over it, Boyce said.

The kid — scratch that, he’s 30 fucking years old — the grown ass man was in financial trouble, outliving the stipend his family provided on a weekly basis. Apparently his Princeton education, which his dad no doubt paid for, wasn’t enough for this guy to become a contributing member of society in even the slightest fashion.

He had every door imaginable open for him, and rather than walk through and follow in his father’s footsteps, he slammed it shut and pissed all over the handle. Listen, I get that living a lavish lifestyle on the parents’ dime is a TFM, but you have to eventually grow the fuck up and make something of yourself and the last name you represent.

To turn around and murder the guy who has provided you with so much, simply for cutting back and not entirely cutting you off, mind you, is downright disgusting. Fuck this guy.

[via NY Daily News]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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