Only once in my life have I ever been physically affected by the vileness of a stranger’s excrement. It was freshman year and hall bathrooms were ripe for biohazards you had only ever heard of occurring in third-world nations. As I entered the bathroom one morning for my daily shit-shower-shave routine, I was blindsided by a stench so tortuous it should be banned under the Geneva Convention. As I quickly retreated to my dorm, I managed to take two steps into the room before spewing the remnants of last night’s dinner across the floor. Until that day, I never believed someone could produce such a substance.
The passengers of a British Airways flight experienced more than the usual obese man spilling over the armrest. Instead of completing the seven-hour trip from London to Dubai, they made an emergency mid-air U-turn and returned to Heathrow after someone let loose a shit so disgusting it was deemed a health hazard by the flight crew.
Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight… #britishairways
— Abhishek Sachdev (@CllrAbhiSach) March 12, 2015
The manufacturer of such a deuce reached the most bittersweet moment of his life at that moment. He single-handedly managed to force an international flight to cancel its scheduled trip due to the power of his God-given anus, yet the reward for such an action was a 15-hour layover. Regardless, it’s a feat most men can only dream of achieving.
From The Telegraph:
“The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd.
“About 10 minutes later he said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.”
Mr Sachdev, who was not seated near the toilet in question, said, “He said it was liquid fecal excrement.” Those are the words he used.
“He said it’s not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that.”
Taking a shit so repulsive that even the world’s most advanced sanitary technology is unable to withstand its horrific odor. TFM..
[via The Telegraph]
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