I’ve never really won anything before, and the last place I would expect to is a bathroom. But as I walked up to the urinal at a grimy bar last night, I happened to look down and found what I think are drugs. I’d won the dive bar lottery.
It’s white powder in a tiny bag. I have no idea what it is. I’d try to figure it out myself, but I’m at the office and I honestly don’t think examining mystery powders at my desk would bode well for me. Jared might see me, and he’s a fucking narc.
Should I do these drugs I found on the floor last night? How do I even figure out what they are? I could give it a smell, but that could accidentally lead to, you know, doing the drugs. I don’t know if this is ketamine, cocaine, or BC powder. I don’t really want to find out the hard way, but then again, it’s 2017. New year, new me, new random floor drugs… right? Isn’t that the saying?
What do you think I should do?.
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