Any of you dopers know what kind of drugs make you grow gnarly rat tails and film psychotic, inspirational videos and headbutt people and yell “America!” at national monuments? I want to try whatever it is Shia is on this 4th of July, only a much less potent form of it, to get my patriotism on. Can’t be topped.
Shia. Is. Jacked. about America in this video taken at Mt. Rushmore. I love it. You can almost hear the American pride and PCP coursing through his veins.
I really hope this kid doesn’t Chris Farley himself and rob us of free entertainment like this throughout the years. It’d be a real shame. Hey, Shia. Chill out, man. We’re all worried about you. Maybe don’t take so many drugs at once. I don’t know. Let’s spread them out a bit, maybe?
Obligatory Shia at a red light in Burbank, which is low-key the greatest Shia video on the internet:
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