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If you’ve seen Seth MacFarlane’s film debut, Ted, then you know that it’s both hilarious and irreverent. How irreverent? Let’s just say he tosses around 9/11 jokes like we here at TFM pass around butt pee pictures. Also seeing a teddy bear slam some “Quinzee” swamp donk in a grocery store stock room and that fat kid get punched in the face by Marky Mark was pretty excellent too. It’s basically Seth MacFarlane uncensored and unrestrained, and it’s awesome.
Because Ted is insanely popular, its $54 million opening weekend was the largest ever for an R-Rated comedy, Axe decided to ask MacFarlane to write and direct a Ted themed ad for their hair products. Great idea. Except MacFarlane made it too racy, and now they’re having trouble finding the right channel to promote it through. Personally I’m a little surprised by this, if only because every Axe commercial I’ve ever seen has all of its actors and actresses getting to at least second base with each other, but whatever. The commercial is hilarious, it’s sort of like When Harry Met Sally meets Care Bears, which turns me on WAY more than it should.
Without further ado, Seth MacFarlane’s too hot to air Axe commercial.
To be honest if a restaurant’s ambience included screaming female orgasms, I’d probably go there for the ambience.