Christmas is right around the corner and you blew too much dough at the bars over Thanksgiving break to buy yourself all those gifts you want. Lucky for you, DraftKings has you covered with a chance to win big cash playing fantasy football this weekend.
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NFL $1M Play Action fantasy football contest, you’ll have the chance to take home $100,000. With that kind of cash, you can start wiping your own ass with Benjamins.
1-week fantasy football is so easy to understand that even your worthless new initiates can play, and they don’t know shit. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. Simple.
Over 80,000 players are guaranteed to win money in this contest. If you aren’t in the top 80,000, then you might want to try something else, like coloring, you simpleton. The contest begins on Sunday, December 6th.
If you’re brand new to the whole DraftKings process, then your entry is completely free. If you’re a seasoned professional like yours truly, then it’s only a measly $3 to play. If you don’t have $3, then you should probably get off the public library’s computer.
Sign up now, and draft your team before the contest fills up..