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Sex Robot Developer Says That Boinking Sex Robots Has Helped His Marriage

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Recently, I introduced you all to a man named Sergi Santos (or, as he was referred to on this site, the sex robot developer who was peeved about dudes wanting to plow his sex robot).

This guy is campaigning hard for people to buy his doll. Fresh out of assertions about all the bells and whistles of his creation, Sergi is digging deep to pull out one more reason why you should spend thousands of dollars on one of his gals: he says that plowing sex dolls has had a positive impact on his marriage because now he can last more than three pumps when he goes live action with his wife.

From Daily Star:

In a candid admission, Dr Santos confessed to regularly having sex with his Samantha cyborgs to improve his performance in the bedroom.

He said: “It’s improved my relationship. You can ask my wife.

“I’m really having sex with her now. I’m not rushing anymore and I don’t last five minutes.

“I enjoy sex with my wife a lot more because I don’t have to rush.”

How romantic. This type of new age cuckery is why other generations despise us. Back in the good ol’ days, pappy would be excusing himself to the bathroom to rub one out before bedding his maiden like a gentleman; not flopping around on some overpriced doll. Technology is great and all, but there are just certain traditions that you don’t mess with, and masturbating as a precursor to sex is one of them.

If you really wanna sell people, why not heavily stress the fact that the doll orgasms? Forget any other wild fantasies that can be experienced via Samantha; having decent enough game to get a girl to cum for once in my life would suffice.

On a more serious note, you have to feel bad for this guy’s wife. He literally spent years developing a sex doll just so he had an excuse to boink other women. Granted, these women aren’t real and are super creepy, but sad nonetheless.

[via Daily Star]

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Dent is a washed up former athlete who swears he's totally over his ex-girlfriend. One of these days he'll get around to applying to a real job, but until then he'll keep pumping out lackluster articles while downing copious amounts of Natty Light.

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