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Oregon is the biggest try-hard of the college football world. This program is the kid who dresses from head to toe in Southern South and frequently parades across campus as if he is the lovechild of the fraternity gods and sorority goddesses. Unfortunately, his attempts to distract the world from his major shortcomings through his incredibly overpriced and colorful wardrobe are futile, and he’s left to further abuse his father’s wealth in an attempt to stay relevant.
The University of Oregon Fighting Nikes are at it again with yet another publicity stunt, this time using the season tickets themselves. I would like to introduce you to the Carl’s Jr. scratch-n-sniff ticket.
— Oregon Duck Tickets (@OregonDuckTix) July 31, 2014
This is undoubtedly not the last ploy we’ll see escape from the creative minds in Eugene, but let’s at least hope the next stunt is something more fulfilling than a ticket that smells like grease and minimum wage.