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Laaaaaame. Keep on keeping on, Kev.
ELIZABETH, YOU MINX!
Lacrosse player problems.
#NAMEGAGS2016
#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016
Best way I’ve ever heard it put.
Seems legit.
Dude seems to have catty issues.
Got ‘er.
UNMATCH HER, UNMATCH HER NOW..
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The 6 day war one was actually one if the funniest things I’ve ever read
Did the last guy put Catholic in his profile or do they go to Notre Dame?
That sounds like what a Creighton girl would say.
That last girl is a closet freak she just doesn’t know yet….
Son that’s your mom..
Seeing as how you created your account today I’ll be merciless and just inform you that not quite how shit works around here. Give it a couple of months then try again pal.
Thanks dad
Catholic girls are bitches in the streets, but Jesus Christ can they get freaky in the sheets
It’s true, I got a OTPHJ at a CYO dance in 7th grade. Whenever I hear Soulja Boy’s “Kiss me thru the phone”, I get instant nostalgia.
A year and a half later and these are still one of the best columns every week. Don’t fuck it up.
He won’t. And Jared definitely doesn’t need advice from you.
Sam is direct and to the point. I’d like to think that he got his snack of choice.
A world where Tinder evangelism is a thing is a world I don’t want to live in.
I made it, a convo of mine made it to my favorite recurring article. This is the highlight of my life up to this point.
God I hate whoever was talking to Jennifer. Little bitch and his cuddle gang
The fact that this wasn’t two pages really fucked me up
Favorite junk food being pussy. TFM
Using the space bar. RFM.