Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 53

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

No girl’s gonna go with the guy who doesn’t know that the show isn’t called “Downtown Abbey.”

Tinder Lines 2

He’s a keeper.

Tinder lines 3


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Tinder Lines 5

This guy’s playing the numbers game and winning

Tinder Lines 6

He’s taking a more modern approach to parenting, it seems.

Tinder Lines 7


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Tinder Lines 9

Tinder Lines 9-b

That’s just vintage Jerry right there.

Tinder Lines 10

If she’s willing to spend that much time on you, she might be willing to put your dick in her mouth.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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