Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
No girl’s gonna go with the guy who doesn’t know that the show isn’t called “Downtown Abbey.”
He’s a keeper.
This guy’s playing the numbers game and winning
He’s taking a more modern approach to parenting, it seems.
That’s just vintage Jerry right there.
If she’s willing to spend that much time on you, she might be willing to put your dick in her mouth.