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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 45

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I hope she can get over the whole nose thing.

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(Tube steak is a euphemism for his penis)

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I don’t think she got the joke. Sounds like she’s from Terra Dumb, Indiana.

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Authoritative. Aggressive. Exemplary.

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I can’t read the name “Gina” as “Jeena.” I just can’t.

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If she doesn’t wife him up, I will.

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She’s down…?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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