Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 34

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Clever girl… (If you get this reference you probably think I’m a genius right now)

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Jesus Christ, Bridgette…

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He’s very polite for a curb stomper.

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Looks like everything worked out alright for everybody here.

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I can’t be the only one who is curious what the size distribution is in this situation.

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Alrighty then.

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If he is going to continue stalking, he needs to invest in a better telescope. What’s the point if you aren’t going to go all in on it?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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