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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 223

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

Follow @tinderconvos on Instagram for daily doses of Tinder hilarity

That was drugs, amigo.

*Narrator voice* He didn’t recover

What is he supposed to do with her panties idk

He delivered

Took him long enough

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to TinderConvos@grandex.co

C’mon, Robert.

I’m pretty sure anyone can contract it

0_o

There are so many other ways to relieve them my dude

Commitment to the bit

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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