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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 219

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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There’s no way this guy ever expected such a response

He’s going for it

Wow

Damn, Sam

Bad opener here

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Good opener here

Bizarre opener here

He doubled down

Sounds uncomfortable

Nice try, schmuck

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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