Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 206

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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She didn’t ask, dude.

They are both being very aggressive here.

This guy is all over the place.

No it did not.

A lot of squeeze, not a lot of juice.

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She does not.

She brings up a great point.

Kevin, don’t lie. There is no escalator to your dick. Nobody believes you.

Dude seriously you need to stop with this pickup line it’s going very poorly for you.

How would a Red Lobster bathroom ever count as outside?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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