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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 18

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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If he can shoot those things outta there, I heard the prison league softball team is looking for a new pitcher.






Man, this is a lot of #BUTTSTUFF2014


And now some dick lasagna to change the pace a little bit. That’s a complex metaphor.


Dumbledore would be proud #RIP


She said he could ask it. There’s nobody to blame here but herself.


#BUTTSTUFF2014 has gained some female followers and this is the proudest I have been since my gerbil graduated from obedience school.


If I was her, I’d wish all of them involved those things.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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