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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 168

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lindsay

AYOOOOO!

andrea

Great save.

sarah1

Fun fact: many commercially-available aloe vera gel brands don’t have the good parts of the aloe vera plant in them.

sydney

Calling your penis your “didgeridoo” is an interesting move.

sarah

Decent line for dealing with a dental hygienist.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

taylor

Aggressive.

lay

#NAMEGAGS2017

madeline

He sure ruined that one.

nickole

Jesus. #NAMEGAGS2017

adia

Nice, wholesome #NAMEGAGS2014

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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