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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 157

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lauren

Thorough.

jordan

He’s not wrong.

caitlin

I was not aware that was an average Jersey girl thing.

dill

Pretty optimistic of this guy. He clearly thinks he crushed it.

sara

Suave (if you take out the emojis).

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

maddy

He really dug deep for this one.

johanna

Saváge.

warren

No girl wants an orgasm from a guy who spells it “orgasim.”

alexandria

10 days is a pretty long time to last in bed; this guy might be overstating.

guy

I don’t think the gals are going to think he’s right.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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