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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 153

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lauryn

Not with that attitude.

eli

Someone please use your middle school French skills and tell me what that means.

megan

I guess these long-winded, explanatory bits are in right now?

patricia

Big Sean Kingston fan, that Patricia.

ivy

#NAMEGAGS2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

melanie

Melanie moving straight to the defensive.

paulina

Not how I saw this one playing out.

tyler

Act now; limited supplies remaining!

stephanie

#NAMEGAGS2017

afiqah

I appreciate his candidness.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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