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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 14

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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“They aren’t genital warts, they’re love bumps.” – This guy, probably.

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Give Hans a chance.

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Because who doesn’t want to have sex with a random drifter?

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He had me at “slip n slide poo orgy.”

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They’re made for each other.


I bet he’s right.


Sources tell us she might be down.


More #QUEEFSTUFF2014. It might be gaining traction.


Looks like disinterest is considered consent to this guy.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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