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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 116

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

caroline3

His chances of success are being taken on a rollercoaster ride.

emilee

Sautée some cubed chicken?

har

Something tells me this isn’t the first time she’s received this line.

karla

That may be the most beautiful line I have ever received.

laura

Guess not :(

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

mac

Pretty sure it’s pronounced “Mason,” but who cares? It worked.

macarena

“Ridiculous Names You See On Tinder” could be its own series.

macy

Damn Macy you horny AF.

molly

This is an all-timer.

priya

I’m trying to read between the lines here but I can’t; this dude is being too cryptic.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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