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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 114

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

amy

That’s the answer he was looking for.

bri

I wish he said “lumpy.”

cait

It appears not.

eindra

Great Taken reference, but she sounds awful and I can’t pronounce her name.

frida

#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

gracie

Jesus his bio must have been incredible…

hayley

I think she should be chill with that.

holly

Haha, he showed her!!!

isatou

And you are an asshole.

natalie

It just did.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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