Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 100

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Well, folks, we made it to the 100th edition. Thanks to everyone who has ever submitted their pickup lines to me for making this whole ride possible, as well as everyone who has followed along. As you all know, crazy things can happen when you swipe right.


No, this is #BUTTSTUFF2016 and #NAMEGAGS2016


We’re in the presence of a true Casanova.


You were merely the reminder, Genesis; not the inspiration.




See? Even sub-par #NAMEGAGS2016 lines end in what I assume was, at minimum, a weiner touch.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to


She’s right, it is the least he could do.


Set enough to put it in her bio, for starters.


Weak comeback, Meagan.


An all-timer right here.


I appreciate the attempt, but I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to go down on one of her kneecaps.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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