Kappa Alpha Order at the University of Richmond has been suspended by the university and its nationals after a member sent a “controversial” email to the rest of his chapter. Let’s take a look at this vile, nasty, piece of trash that filled KA brothers’ inboxes.
Man, that’s the most offensive thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on. AmeriKA? That pun makes me want to punt a litter of newborn wombats into an active volcano. Truly terrible. And showing up naked to a U.S.A. party is a bigger spit in the face to the Founding Fathers than taking a knee during the national anthem — especially if you’re uncircumcised.
What’s that? It has nothing to do with the patriotic quip? It got them suspended because it’s repulsive, misogynistic, and perpetuates rape culture? Those last two sentences? Seems like some lame line you’d see on a humorless network television sitcom written by a group of out-of-touch writers who fundamentally don’t understand how real guys talk.
We’re much, much filthier. If they ever released the text messages from any random group of normal dudes between 16 and 55 in this country, the internet would implode from the amount of outrage it would generate. Even texts between a group of regular women are chock full of sexually charged, lewd conversations. I see you ladies. Let that freak flag fly.
But this email? This is as tame as it gets.
Might be time for fraternities to adapt to the world’s sensitivity and start communicating solely through word of mouth. No paper trail, guys..
[via The Collegian]
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