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Ricky Bobby once credited Eleanor Roosevelt for saying, “America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.” Thanks to DraftKings, you can take advantage of that nasty speed by winning a crisp $100,000 by playing fantasy NASCAR this weekend.
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers where you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $100,000 in their $250K Pedal To The Metal Contest. I didn’t stutter, motherfucker. That’s six figs. This is your ticket to making the rest of summer your bitch and partying your balls off. It’s also so easy to understand that even your girlfriend could play this shit.
You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a five-driver team that will go fast. Celebrate your freedom on Saturday and win big money on Sunday.
Your entry fee is completely covered if this is your first time. If you’re a seasoned vet like me, it’s only $3 to enter. What you do with your cold, hard cash is your own problem. It’s a good fucking problem to have. The top 18,230 people in this contest get paid.
Sign up now before the contest fills up and earn your shot at $100,000 or go broke and be a disappointment to America.