Awwww fuck y’all, looks like some bitches up at Texas A&M decided to throw down. (as Bluto) “INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!” This article, posted on the Texas A&M Department of Greek Life Tumblr (I prefer my Tumblrs to have cat memes personally) decided to repost this blog written over the summer by a gentleman (seriously, this bro is a FUCKING. GENTLEMAN.) from South Carolina. Here’s the excerpt from the blog explaining the entire premise of the article.
It is called a Real Fraternity/Sorority Move or RFM/RSM.
The concept here is easy. Instead of promoting actions and statements like those at the beginning of this post (ed. note: regular TFM/TSM posts), post to Facebook (end posts with RFM/RSM), tweet (use the hashtag #RFM/#RSM), blog (link back to this post or share your own stories), etc. What might some of these posts look like?
“Living scholarship today by studying for my test rather than going to the bars. #RFM”
“Spending five hours today with my sisters building a house with Habitat. #RSM”
“Teaching our new members our values so they can lead our chapter with purpose. RFM”
“Knowing that my actions represent not only me, but other sorority women and the community. RSM”
While it might not seem like anything huge, someone will probably ask you what it means and you can explain.
Specifically you can explain that you’re a humorless, blood belching vagina.
“Oh hey Carl, I noticed something called an ‘RFM’ that you posted on Twitter today, what was that about?”
“Well I just thought that pointing out my fraternity’s community service, and my own commitment to the community was important, if people think that makes me sound like a pussy or whatever, who cares, right?”
“It DOES!” (*Punches Carl, runs home and fucks Carl’s girlfriend, The End*)
Honestly some of those example RFMs/RSMs sound every bit as superior as “Did cocaine on my yacht while reading Decision Points and getting a blow j buffet from three strippers. TFM,” but, you know, without being interesting in any way whatsoever.
That’s what we thought at first anyway. But we decided to embrace this RFM/RSM movement and write out some of our own. We think we did a better job. Judge for yourselves, and feel free to add more in the comments.
Please don’t hold back. Let us know about your REAL Fraternity and Sorority Moves.