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Ravens Wedding Cake Topper Is Just The Most Unfortunate Thing You Ever Did See

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There are unfortunate coincidences, and then there’s this:

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Yes, this is a real wedding cake topper that you can buy on for the low price of $64.99.


Looking for a unique and funny, yet still elegant wedding cake topper? Here you go, football fans!

The humorous resin-like bride and groom rest atop a 6-inch round plastic professional cake topper base, which has four round “feet” on the bottom for superb cake placement and lift. The topper stands very roughly 5 1/2 inches tall.

She’s reaching out desperately to her beloved team, but he’s having none of it and is trying to pull her away from her team helmet and football… OR, perhaps he’s trying to pull over to “his side” and team – it all depends on your personal situation! Humorous, dazed looks on both of their faces. Too cute!

Get it fast, because something tells me this won’t be available much longer.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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