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My current biggest fear isn’t that Hillary will be elected president, and it isn’t that Trump will be elected president. It’s this:
Terrifying stuff. The kinda shit that keeps you up at night later than your presumedly staunch substance addiction already does. Let’s not let Harambe be president, you guys. He’s just not fit for the role. It’s mostly the whole “him being dead” thing that scares me, but I also don’t like his stance on child imprisonment.
It’s time you quit stalling and found out who you should vote for in the upcoming presidential election. I posted a quiz similar to this 7 months ago, but this is a much more recent version that only includes candidates who are still campaigning — with all the fresh Gary Johnson your heart desires and none of that stinky old Ted Cruz.
So who should you vote for? Find out here: VoterGuru
Hope that helped. Now, answer us this…
I know he’s not included in this poll, but don’t sleep on Evan McMullin. Don’t know who that is? Find out on Thursday’s episode of the Inside TFM Podcast..
If you want to take the same type of quiz but for your local senate race, hit up VoterGuru’s website.
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