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Prostitute Named “Throatzilla” Accuses Cowboys Guard Of Shorting Her After Eating His Ass

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Prostitute Named Throatzilla Accuses Cowboys Guard Of Shorting Her After Eating His Ass

La’el Collins was forced to skip what was likely to be a first-round pick in the 2015 NFL Draft due to an investigation into the murder of a pregnant woman. Now, there’s more negative press poised to chop block the former All-American LSU guard’s already tainted public image.

A prostitute by the name of Throatzilla called out Collins on Twitter for shorting her on the payment for her talents, specifically, her anal-licking talents. Her twitter handle, @Orallygifted214, has since been suspended.

Complex Sports was able to grab a screenshot of the tweet:


Damn. If this is true, Collins should be ashamed of himself. It takes some serious heart for a lady to eat a man’s butt with any ounce of gusto. I’ve never been fortunate enough to encounter a woman willing to toss my salad, but as a half-Italian man with none of the olive skin and all of the body hair, I assume her experience would be akin to licking a shag carpet smeared with peanut butter.

Then again, maybe Throatzilla was unworthy of full compensation for her services. Perhaps she isn’t as “orally gifted” as her Twitter handle may suggest.

It is also possible that she is making the whole thing up as a sort of prostitution PR strategy. The scandal has already launched her brand to the top of the chocolate starfish-licking market. But this seems unlikely. A woman by the name of Throatzilla couldn’t be anything less than a straight shooter.

It wouldn’t be the first time Collins was screwed over for something he didn’t do. He wasn’t even a suspect in the murder case he had to miss the draft for — and that’s just downright shitty.

[via Complex Sports]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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