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Prince Harry Lets it All Hang Out in Vegas

We’ve all heard the overplayed adage, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” We all also understand this doesn’t always apply (I will pistol whip the first person who quotes The Hangover). And when you’re one of UK’s most recognizable people and British royalty, and you bring a couple sixes up to your suite at the Wynn to partake in a game that leads to you letting your hangdown flail around in front of a bunch of camera-toting drunkards, shit’s gonna get out.

We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite.

Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.

I can’t help but think about how unsightly a naked game of 8-ball would be. A naked man is plenty unpleasant in itself, but a naked dude bending over a table with his feet about shoulder width apart sounds terrifying.

Preceding this hotel meat-slinging rendezvous was a pool party with none other than America’s slow-witted swimming phenom and heart throb, Ryan Lochte. Prince Harry challenged Lochte to a race in the pool. He obliged, turning the normally tranquil Wynn pool into a full-on shit show. It’s been a hell of a Vegas vacation for the prince, but word of his escapades made it back to Buckingham Palace, where the queen awaits with paddle in hand, and Prince Harry is headed back to London today to face her. Word is she implements a crow-hop into her swat form.

Another interesting piece to this story is that Prince Harry travels everywhere with security. Naturally, right? He’s royalty. But I learned they are not allowed to interject with his personal decisions. This reminds me of the scene in Happy Gilmore where he’s standing in front of the tee box when Daniel Lafferty is trying to tee off. After being humiliated, he walks up to his caddy and says, “Where were you on that one, dipshit?”

Vegas, man.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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