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Presidential Hopeful Lindsey Graham Says He’ll Have A “Rotating First Lady”

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Presidential Hopeful Lindsey Graham Says He'll Have 'Rotating First Lady'

Unmarried Senator Lindsey Graham told reporters that if he becomes president, he will have a “rotating first lady,” according to Politico.

Finally, a presidential hopeful honest about his plan to bang all kinds of strange from sea to shining sea. Lindsey definitely isn’t being honest about the type of strange, however.

He sounds just like the gay dude from Family Guy:

“Git your pretty tuckus in them votin’ booths and pick me now, y’all.”

That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with that. Whether Lindsey prefers our land’s golden valleys or mighty mountains would make no impact on his ability to lead the nation. At least he’s not openly against the gay community. That would be hypocritical as fuck.

Then there’s this photo, posted on Graham’s Facebook page right after Chick-Fil-A came under fire for their stance against same-sex marriage.

As a long time Chick-fil-A fanatic, I stand with Chick-Fil-A. We had it for breakfast today, but my usual order is the #1 combo with slaw and a Coke Zero. Can’t beat it.

Posted by U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham on Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Oh nooooooooo.

[via Politico]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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