The other day, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority Tumblrs. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking. Which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?
With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of photographs, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. You’d think I was Jon Gruden, only instead of watching grown men, I was looking at college girls. Needless to say, Gruden is getting a raw deal compared to me.
After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.